goddamn the cable man!!!

You wanna know why the cable guy can go straight to hell? Because he's a fucking dildo! You know what happened? We've got our DVD/VHS combo unit plugged into my old JVC ProLogic amp, admittedly not 21st Century technology, but certainly capable of creating surround sound out of a stereo signal, assuming that there's out-of-phase material there. With Skiffy, though, as with numerous others, the sound emission is solely from one or the other channel.

When we connected the cable in the basement, they sent the ultimate nerd tech: Super-dildo! Being extremely stupid, he tried to blame the sound on such things as "frayed speaker wire": yeah, Super-dildo, on the other side of the room! Duh, gee-whiz! Oh, I am the big, dumb Super-dildo! As big an idiot as Un-Kool Miltie!

He finally left, that first time; after I kicked his big fat ass out.

Today, he returned, after I insisted that goddamn frakkin' Bresnan Communications fix the thing; it's not a problem with my equipment.

Idjut tells me it's their equipment -- the modulators are only connected on one side, but then refused to fix it, saying, "No one else has stereo; I don't see why you should."

GODDAMN MOTHERFUCKING ASSHOLE!

The only reason he did this is that he's lazy. Or stigma.

I hate that goddamn son-of-a-bitch!

I went over his head: I called Bresnan Communications & complained that the Dildo refused to fix what's their problem. The guy I talked to finally said that he'd contact the Tech Ops, head of all the techs, & work something out.

But I won't be happy until he's fired. I'm fucking paying for stereo, & this dildo can eat his own shit for not helping with it.

"Why should you..?"

Because, dildo, I'm paying for it.

Bye-bye, Mr. Invisible Dildo, I'll see you at the unemployment office.

Asshole.